At your funeral
Things'll be different
I will feel so good
I'll pass out cigars
Bring a big ol' cake
And a keg, yes
I can hardly

I can hardly wait 'til they read, read your eulogy
"Ha ha ha!" at your family
"Let's be honest guys," I'll say
"Better late than never"

There were lines I didn't want crossed
There were times spent sick with regret
Sleepless nights replaying in my head
But then I opened my eyes
To the light of the news
I'm so glad I lived to see the day

(Hey!) At your funeral
Our old friends will be surprised to see me smiling again
I'll bring a date
Roaming in the flowers, we'll make ourselves at home
I can hardly, I can hardly
I can hardly wait 'til they read, read your eulogy
"Ha ha ha!" at your family
"Let's be honest guys," I'll say
"Better late than never
Better late than never"